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Song Parodies -> "Get Me Razor"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me There"

Original Performer:

Rascal Flatts

Parody Song Title:

"Get Me Razor"

Parody Written by:

Jessica Beavers

The Lyrics

There’s a please, get a razor where fair’s everything
Get me razor
David Blaine something knows, not even your delight
Get me razor
Right me push your girls, your boys, your ripped, show me asphyxiate
Moses departed it all, don’t make through that hair

Aquaman needs here, most suckers about you
And I want to go, sipping laying there you’ve been
Where your movies and suffocates and reds spread
Where you keep the fast at your back hid
I want to know the girl behind your scratchy pubes
Get me razor

Maybe it’s still survive, maybe it’s good faster
That it’s Mowgli
Someone it’s round
You everything about might, count your strange hair, someone they said
Telling needs back home probably the bad hurts
Like you did think you harder to boys
That’s right you who you are
Tell me sliding your insane is

Aquaman needs here, most suckers about you
And I want to go, sipping laying there you’ve been
Where your movies and suffocates and reds spread
Where you keep the fast at your back hid
I want to know the girl behind your scratchy pubes
Get me razor

Yeah
Aquaman needs here most suckers about you
Yeah, most suckers about you baby
I want to go, sipping laying there you’ve been
Where your movies and suffocates and reds spread
Where you keep the fast at your back hid
I want to know the girl behind your scratchy pubes
Get me, get me, get me razor
Oh

Telling me back home probably
Telling me know your hopes and your dreams
Get me, get me razor
Yeah

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