-> "At You Command"
Original Song Title:
"Stand"
Parody Song Title:
"At You Command"
The Lyrics
Axes beat lances
Anima beats light
Bows never counter
When the space gets tight
Conserve your weapons
Careful what you sell
Learn all the rules
Yeah, know them well
You go first, they go last
You can double if fast
You may have to gamble
Hope for a critical
Choose your best to improve
Cautiously plan your move
Be prepared for combat
All your units are at
Your command
Not all your units
Can be as good as Erk
Staves can be pesky
Particularly Berserk
And in the desert
Keep your knights away
Make your demands
They will obey
Yeah, you’re blue, the foe’s red
Make one slip and you’re dead
Sometimes odds are unfair
So there’s no room for err
In battle, you can’t save
So make sure you got staves.
Talk to enemies that
May join you and be at
Your command
(At Your Command)
If a unit seems bad
Far below all the rest
Then they’ll probably turn out
As one of the best
When your unit’s health’s low
Better hope they’re not slow
Get Bolting out of play, and watch for ballistae
Pirates swim, clerics heal
Wyverns fly, and thieves steal
Make ‘em shop, make ‘em chat
They’ll comply ‘cause they’re at
Your command
(At Your Command)
(Yeah, At Your Command)
(At Your Command)
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