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Song Parodies -> "Gasoline"

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Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I need just time, not heroin -
no alcohol, no nicotine
Don't offer help, no caffeine
Just dynamite and turpentine
I need some oil and kerosene
explosive like hexogene
A lot of octanes, all lead free
a perfect fuel like -

Don't bring me friends, no cocaine
don't bring me doc but medicines
Don't give me sh*g, just vaseline
also nitroglycerine!
I need some money for gasoline
explosive as hexogene
A lot of octanes, all lead free
a perfect fuel like -


Give me gasoline!

Petrol, in my veins is flowing
Petrol, in my tears is glowing
My stomach's tank and liver is floater
Heart and kidneys are my motors


If you have a grave desire
Then you must put it on fire
If you want it no more see
Soak it in the gasoline!

I need gasoline!
Give me gasoline!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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