Song Parodies -> "Bad Halitosis"

Original Song Title:

"Myxomatosis"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Bad Halitosis"

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The Lyrics

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A stinky breath syndrome
Coming out my head
It's scaring people off
So now I have no friends

I've been on Facebook unliked
Compared to old worn Nikes
I scare the dog at breakfast
He sniffs and whimper twice
At dentists I have to go out through the backside

I've seen my mom shudder
And dung beetles in heat
They are lining up craving
Roach motel braving
Spasming and salivating
Over my bad halitosis
But when I breathe on them, belly up
Stronger ones throwing up

Daily I labor for mint hygiene
Burning packs of matches and gurgeling Avon
When speeding I have gotten off with a warning
I know it's because the cop broke in hives

My breath's like a missile, it's been cause for grieve
Folks twitch and suffocate
From my bad halitosis
I'm confined here in my home, and blue
Flies are dropping down
From my bad halitosis
It's such bad halitosis

Yeah, someone called the town's hearse
Yeah, I smell like farts
Or a rat dissection
An open, rotten lesion
I might have gotten mixed up
With a demon pup
I've got bad halitosis
It's such bad halitosis
That when I breathe my fellow man die

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Matthias - May 18, 2018 - Report this comment

I want to say that this STINKS SO BAD! But it’s actually quite enjoyable. Very fun take on this song especially when your bad breath gets you out of a speeding ticket.

Agrimorfee - May 18, 2018 - Report this comment

These are probably the best lyrics on this topic I ever read or heard. You made almost every line a gag (literally and figuratively!).

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