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Song Parodies -> "Stick Like Glue"

Original Song Title:

"Stickwitu"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

PussyCat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Stick Like Glue"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

gLuE
I don't wanna tape another thing
So I'm buying some high quality glue
Seems like all my stuff falls apart
I'm throwing my stapler away
I know I got some good glue right here
That's why I say (Hey)

Nothing's gonna stick to me better
I'll use sticks of glue
Forever
Nobody's gonna glue my files
I'll use sticks of glue
You know how I apreciate glue
I'll use sticks of glue
crayola
No school glue ever made things stick this way
I'll use sticks of glue

I don't wanna tape another thing
So I'm buying some high quality glue
See the paper clip here?
It just falls off
Ain't no papers getting together
I want you to know that you're the only glue for me
And I say

Nothing's gonna stick to me better
I'll use sticks of glue
Forever
Nobody's gonna glue my files
I'll use sticks of glue
You know how I apreciate glue
I'll use sticks of glue
crayola
No school glue ever made things stick this way
I'll use sticks of glue

And now
Ain't nothing else I can need
And now
I'm singing 'cause you're so, so sticky
I got you
We'll be sticking stuff endlessly
I'm with you
Baby, you're with me

So don't you worry about
Papers hanging around
We'll just go glue them down
I use glue and glue uses me
And that's all that counts
So don't you worry about
Papers hanging around
We'll just go glue them down
I use glue and glue uses me
And that's why I say

Nothing's gonna stick to me better
I'll use sticks of glue
Forever
Nobody's gonna glue my files
I'll use sticks of glue
You know how I apreciate glue
I'll use sticks of glue
crayola
No school glue ever made things stick this way
I'll use sticks of glue

Nothing's gonna stick to me better
I'll use sticks of glue
Forever
Nobody's gonna glue my files
I'll use sticks of glue
You know how I apreciate glue
I'll use sticks of glue
crayola
No school glue ever made things stick this way
I'll use sticks of glue
SEAN PAUL!! LIKE GLUE!!! omg lol, it was the inspiration behind these two, i had like glue stuck in my head when this song came on and...yeah...i think u know what happened next...i ate peanut butter! thats right.

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GaBs! - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol...good job melissa, i always knew you were good at writing, and you make the best parodies ever! lol its about time you wrote them down somewhere for other people to appriciate... i love this one, but i think my favorite one is your "i cought lice" one, or maybe the sean desman one ;) keep up the great work, you rule! :D GaBs :P
Stinky Marshmellow - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
^-^ haha...you're too sweet...you rule too!! ~ o_O melissa O_o ~

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