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Song Parodies -> "The Hobbit Hates Me"
Original Song Title:
"She F***ing Hates Me"
Original Performer:
Puddle of Mudd
Parody Song Title:
"The Hobbit Hates Me"
Parody Written by:
Nigel Wyatt
The Lyrics
Song from The One Ring's P.O.V
Met a Hobbit, thought he was grand
fell in love, sat on his right hand
went well for a month or two
then it all came unglued
In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
destroying me was his prize
He f***nig hates me
trust
he f***nig hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
to destroy his feelings like he had none
and rip them away
He was lord for about an hour
after that shit got sour
he destroyed all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no
In a trap trip I can't grip
never thought Id be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
destroying me was his prize
[Chorus]
That's my story, as you see
melted away, and so did he
now it's over and I'm sad
''cause I'm no more and that hobbit's fat
[Chorus]
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
to destroy his feelings like he had none
And rip them away
He f***ing hates me
fell in love, sat on his right hand
went well for a month or two
then it all came unglued
In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
destroying me was his prize
He f***nig hates me
trust
he f***nig hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
to destroy his feelings like he had none
and rip them away
He was lord for about an hour
after that shit got sour
he destroyed all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no
In a trap trip I can't grip
never thought Id be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
destroying me was his prize
[Chorus]
That's my story, as you see
melted away, and so did he
now it's over and I'm sad
''cause I'm no more and that hobbit's fat
[Chorus]
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
to destroy his feelings like he had none
And rip them away
He f***ing hates me
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