Song Parodies -> "You Never Wanna Sleep With Me"

Original Song Title:

"Bleed"

Original Performer:

Puddle of Mudd

Parody Song Title:

"You Never Wanna Sleep With Me"

Parody Written by:

Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)

The Lyrics

Heeeeeeeerrrrrrre's J*LNA!!!!!!!!

We got married in mid June
We even had a little son
I really think that we're the only ones
Who never have any fun
Why don't you just sleep on the couch
I don't want you in my mouth
I think I'm getting tired of all the girls
You think that I am gay

CHORUS
You never wanna sleep with me
You never wanna sleep with me
Sleep with me, yeah

Between my legs, you used to erupt
Turns out you were closing shop last night
Did you spend the night with someone who didn't know
Just what you like
I go to sleep when I'm awake
I stay awake and find my feet
I'm so bored, I walk around
Instead of getting you in bed

CHORUS (X2)

The drive is missing
I know it's missing again
And I know you're tired
Cause I got fired today
The drive is missing
I keep on struggling
Everyone's telling me
Haven't gone no more
And I think I need some tonic for you to be pleased
Sleep with me

We got married in mid June
We even had a little son
I really think that we're the only ones
Who never have any fun

CHORUS (X2)

Sleep with me
Yeah, I'd sleep with you

J*LNA has left the building......

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