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Song Parodies -> "She Rates Me"

Original Song Title:

"She Hates Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Puddle of Mudd

Parody Song Title:

"She Rates Me"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Smith

The Lyrics

Just another song about getting your parodies rated...
Wrote a song, with my own hand,
Sent it in, it all seemed grand,
Got 4's, that was good, I knew,
Then someone gave it 2's,
Got me mad, felt like a cramp,
Never thought someone could hate it so bad,
Then I started, to realize,
I could never get a 5,
She f****** rates me, just
She f****** rates me, la la la la,
I tried too hard and she turned my ratings into like 1's,
And made me look gay,
It did good for about an hour,
After that, it got sour,
She took all it ever had,
No sign of guilt, just made her feel glad, no,
Got me mad, felt like a cramp,
Never thought one could hate it so bad,
Then I started, to realize,
I could never get a 5,
She f****** rates me, just
She f****** rates me, la la la la,
I tried too hard and she turned my ratings into like 1's,
And made me look gay...

That's the story, it's now three,
I learned my lesson on parodies,
People on there, are so glad,
To make your ratings very sad,
She f****** rates me, just
She f****** rates me, la la la la,
I tried too hard and she turned my ratings into like 1's,
And made me look gay,
la la la la la la..., just,
la la la la la la..., just,
la la la la la la...
And she turned my ratings into like 1's,
She f****** rates me...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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User Comments

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wdh - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent! Take that, straight-ones guy! I hate him/her, I had all 5s until it was changed to 4.2's by those stupid ones....
Klarissa - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice!
Pat - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah...rely more on the comments tha the ratings. Someone in a bad mood can pull u out of the sky, but they can't take away good words. :) Good job!!
Josh - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Smith....your awesome
Curious - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Ryan, Who is your antecedent? You said "She rates me" and I was wondering, who is "she"?
Ryan - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know who 'she' is, just like you have no idea who the person who gives you 1's is...
Curious - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, whatever then..
Ones Girl - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I think he's referring to me.

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