Song Parodies -> "Flu Hates Me"

Original Song Title:

"She Hates Me"

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Original Performer:

"Flu Hates Me"

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The Lyrics

Doncha hate the flu,you cant do anything!

Had to hurl,needed a fan
Blanket above,puked in my hand
I was stuck home with the flu
I was totally screwed

Had a nasty,sweaty grip
When I got up,I shook and I slipped
then I started to realize
Get dehydrated and I'd die

Flu f***** kills me
F***
Flu f***** kills me
sucks,sucks,sucks
Flu screws up my body like I was no one
and does it all day

Became sick in about an hour
After that,I felt sour
It took all I ever had
My body built
Cant go out now,no

Cant eat or drink,not a sip
Never thought it would be that serious
Then I started to realize
I'd be in for days and nights

Flu f***** kills me
F***
Flu f***** kills me
sucks,sucks,sucks
Flu screws up my body like I was no one
and does it all day

Thats what happened as you see
Im all pale and it looks like I was stung by a bee
Now its over and Im glad
The stupid flu makes me so damn mad

Flu f***** kills me
F***
Flu f***** kills me
sucks,sucks,sucks
Flu screws up my body like I was just no one
and does it all day

Sucks,sucks,sucks,sucks,IT,Sucks,sucks,sucks,sucks,IT,sucks,sucks,sucks,sucks

FLU F***** HATES ME!

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