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Song Parodies -> "Deflate Me"
Original Song Title:
"She Hates Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Puddle of Mudd
Parody Song Title:
"Deflate Me"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
This should be better considering the time it took from start to finish. oh well
Met a girl, over the net
Hit it off, online no sweat
We met for a date one day
Then that girl ran away
Cause I'm fat, big like a blimp
Not the type who'd ever go to a gym
Now I'm starting to realize
That I'm quite an ugly sight
Doctor deflate me
Suck
Doctor deflate me
La la la la la
Just use those tubes
And then drain my fat until I have none
Just take it away
I was thin until I was twenty
Then left home and ate plenty
I ate all that I could buy
No self-control
A weakness for pie, yeah
Now I'm fat, big like a blimp
Still no chance that I will go to a gym
Now I'm starting to realize
If I stay this big I'll die
Doctor deflate me
Suck
Doctor deflate me
La la la la la
Just use those tubes
And then drain my fat until I have none
Just take it away
I am portly, as you see
And I need this desperately
Now it's time to start this up
Take out the tubes and liposuck
Doctor deflate me
Suck
Doctor deflate me
La la la la la
Just use those tubes
And then drain my fat until I have none
Just take it away
La la la la la la la la la la la
Suck
La la la la la la la la la la la
Suck
You must drain my fat until I have none
Doctor deflate me
Hit it off, online no sweat
We met for a date one day
Then that girl ran away
Cause I'm fat, big like a blimp
Not the type who'd ever go to a gym
Now I'm starting to realize
That I'm quite an ugly sight
Doctor deflate me
Suck
Doctor deflate me
La la la la la
Just use those tubes
And then drain my fat until I have none
Just take it away
I was thin until I was twenty
Then left home and ate plenty
I ate all that I could buy
No self-control
A weakness for pie, yeah
Now I'm fat, big like a blimp
Still no chance that I will go to a gym
Now I'm starting to realize
If I stay this big I'll die
Doctor deflate me
Suck
Doctor deflate me
La la la la la
Just use those tubes
And then drain my fat until I have none
Just take it away
I am portly, as you see
And I need this desperately
Now it's time to start this up
Take out the tubes and liposuck
Doctor deflate me
Suck
Doctor deflate me
La la la la la
Just use those tubes
And then drain my fat until I have none
Just take it away
La la la la la la la la la la la
Suck
La la la la la la la la la la la
Suck
You must drain my fat until I have none
Doctor deflate me
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Not bad, but not your best either. I always have had a hard time getting really good results with songs that have short lyrics like this one does - but that could be just me.
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