The Idol show, is in high demand,
Bad singers, that I can’t stand.
(Guitar player shouts: "just like you!")
They’ll be here in a week or two
I’ll make them all, sound like fools.
(Guitar player laughs)

I auditioned, just to give it a try,
never thought I'd be the one who'd die
then I started to realize
Judges liked me, except for one guy

Chorus:
Simon Cowell hates me
jerk
Simon Cowell hates me
la la la la
I tried to sing
and he told me not to quit my day job
and sent me away

He told me after I had sung,
I sounded worst than William Hung.
he said I was really bad,
No sign of care for lack of training I had, no

I auditioned, just to give it a try,
never thought I'd be the one who'd die
then I started to realize
Judges liked me, except for one guy

[Chorus]

now my shame, is on TV
I’ll get vocal lessons and you will see
Turning me down, will be your doom.
Simon buys wardrobe from "fruit of the Loom."

[Chorus]

Doe ray me, fa, so la te doe
Jerk
la la la la la la la la la la
Jerk
and he told me not to quit my day job
Simon Cowell hates me