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Song Parodies -> "Purple Haze"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Rain"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

purple haze is a kind of grape flavored beer this title for this parody is the same one weird al had but prince denied permission for his parody so this is my version of the song cause prince cant deny me to post it here haha ha
i never meant to drink from the barrel
i always drink till it puts me in a daze
i only want to get drunk and sing bad karioke
i only wanted to drink nothing but the purple haze

purple haze purple haze
purple haze purple haze
purple haze purple haze

i only want to have a big bath tub full of purple haze

i never wanted to drink bud bush or miller
i only wanted the grape kind of friend
baby i always will steal this beer from you
ill take it strong or watered down no matter ill still drink it


honey i know i know i know its real good
its time to send this out to everyone
that means you too
you say you just like plain beer
but you need to try beer with good grapes
so you need to get out the winecoller
and let me guide you to the purple haze
purple haze(4)

you might not understandwhat im singing
about all this
cmon have grapes canned
puple haze(3)
nothin but the grape juice(2)
love that purple haze

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   7

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Michael Pacholek - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
If you can take the music for "Purple Haze" and rewrite "Purple Rain" to it, I'll give both of them fives. Until then, no vote.
Agrimorfee - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Would have been better if you didn't have to rush it. Straight 4s from me.
Chris Caillouet - January 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek: See my "A Haze Of Purple Rain" (check The Jimi Hendrix Experience under Index By Performer). Not a rewrite of Purple Rain to Purple Haze, but a complaint about the former from the latter.

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