-> "Still At Large"
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"Still At Large"
This was a failure...
I'm making a note here: "HUGE MISTAKE".
It's hard to overstate my aggravation...
They call you "Batman"...
But you won't let batty people be!
For the good of Gotham's folks,
Except the ones who are mad.
Where do you get off forcing crazies to behave,
After tracking them with gadgets in your Batcave?
It's not funny anymore, and this time it means war,
So look out 'cause I am Still At Large!
Riddle me this, Batman...
What do you call middle-aged men,
Who hang out with scan-ti-ly clad minors?
And takes them to Batcaves...
...And does with them who on earth knows what?
A knock-knock from the FBI,
Might be in order, I say!
And they call me crazy 'cause when I commit crimes,
I leave clues there in the form of riddles behind,
Now I'm sitting here bored, in the psychopath ward,
But when I escape I'll be At Large!
I envy you, Batman...
At least you can feel the warmth of day...
Although for some reason you choose not to...
Maybe you'll kill me...
That was a joke! HA-HA! FAT CHANCE!
You kept me from avenging Nora,
Now you're going to die.
Look at me, still talking when there's evil to plan,
When I'm through with you, you'll wish you never did stand
In my way that fateful night, I am bringing you the fight,
And remember, I am still At Large!
And Believe me, I am Still At Large!
I'm crawling through vents, I'll soon be At Large!
When I'm killing you I'll be at large!
(Joker, Riddler, And Mr. Freeze:)
And when we kill you, we'll be Still At Large!
Still At Large!
Still At Large...
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