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Song Parodies -> "Hey Sarah Whitcomb"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Sarah Whitcomb"

Parody Written by:

Phil Scopes

The Lyrics

Back in 2008, when I discovered the song "Hey There Delilah" on Sirius-XM "The Blend," I was thinking about my fascination with the Jeopardy Clue Crew and my crush on Sarah Whitcomb, and I wrote my own lyrics to "Hey There Delilah" about my crush.
Hey, Sarah Whitcomb,
I became a fan of Jeopardy
In the summer of '04 while the winning streak of Ken Jennings was going on.
I got hooked even when he was gone.
New champion.
Hey, Sarah Whitcomb,
I'm so crazy about the Clue Crew.
How you come up in a video when a player makes a selection for a clue.
But my favorite Clue Crew member is you.
What can I do?

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
How you read a clue.

Hey Sarah Whitcomb,
Will you ever be in Chicago?
I know you were here years ago on a clue shoot,
but that was long before I became a fan.
I hope you will come back here again,
If you can.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb,
You're a beautiful blonde.
I just wish I could get to know you
Just because I am so fond of your clues.
I get so emotional I'm confused.
Don't know what to do.

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
How you read a clue.

Now California is pretty far,
But they got planes and trains and cars,
But can I get past security on the Sony lot?
Now you probably think I'm a nut
But I'm just gonna press my luck
To see you 'cause I really think you're hot.
Now, Sarah, I don't want to stalk you.
All I want to do is talk to you 'cause it would be a fantasy-come-true
Just to be with you.

Hey, Sarah Whitcomb,
I'm so sorry I obsess.
It's just that you're a beautiful Clue Crew girl,
And I'm just so impressed with what you do.
It's so sexy how you read a clue.
That's why I'm so crazy about you.
I hope you find this song on YouTube.
This one's for you.

Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
Oh, it's how you read a clue.
How you read a clue.
Oh, Sarah, you're a beautiful Clue Crew girl!

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