Song Parodies -> "Hey There Patricia"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White T's

Parody Song Title:

"Hey There Patricia"

Parody Written by:

oosan

The Lyrics

This came about when I was mad at one of my good friends, my friend and I wrote this ^^ BTW Patricia is actually a guy XD (That's not his real name.) If he ever runs into this I want him to know that we mean no harm in this, it was written in ... rage, but we don't mean any harm, by the way this is probably not the cleanest song, either, my apologies.

Hey there Patricia
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a few blocks away
But boy tonight you look so pretty
Yeah you do.
We know it's true

Hey there Patricia
You all ready have herpes
And you know that there's not cure for you
Yeah it's true.
You can fuck whoever you want to, it's up to you

Ohh you must have HIV, oh you must have HIV
Ohh you must have HIV, oh you must have HIV

Hey there Patricia
You're not good and no one wants you it's quite tragic that you miss him he don't miss you cos you have no balls; And no one want's you at all...
It's sad but true. Stop fucking who you want to, they don't want you

Ohh you must have HIV, oh you must have HIV
Ohh you must have HIV, oh you must have HIV

A thousand guys seems pretty rough
But that's why they go porn games and stuff
Can't you entertain your dick any other way?
Your friends will all make fun of you
Because they know you're the boy who
Loves to suck cock everyday

Patricia this I promise you
No one will ever forget you
The world will live in fear of your name

Ohh cos you have HIV
Oh cos you have HIV. Oh cos you have HIV, cos you have HIVeeeeee

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