Song Parodies -> "Hey There Osama"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

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"Hey There Osama"

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The Lyrics

A brief chronicle of the events leading up to and past the invasion in Iraq, told from the point of view of the collapsed World Trade Center towers.

Hey there Osama
It's the towers in New York City
You're ten thousand miles away
But you reduced us down to bitty
Chunks of steel
I can't begin to tell you how I feel
And so I deal

Hey there Osama
Bush is coming now to getcha
Take your Taliban and flee
Because if we go there and catch ya
Bring you here
Your end will be inopportunely near
It would appear

Oh, why'd you topple me
Oh, Osama can't you see
We will never forget the
9/11 victims, see,
You've inflamed the whole country

Hey there Osama
I know that you had to run
We're coming for you, man
Somday we'll drag you out into the son
You'll have to come
Bakistan is letting us in some
You look quite dumb

Hey there Osama
How the heck did you escape
We pulled our troops instead to fight Saddam
While the UN sat and gaped
You're still at fault
I will not forget that day at all
9/11's call

Oh, why'd you topple me
Oh, Osama did you see
Bush's stupidity
Invading a different country

With five years past, you're still not sacked
And with Afghanistan, Iraq
We're losing all our battles every day
All Europe's making fun of us
And we're not doing anything at all
To make Al-Qaeda go away
Osama, I can promise you
That if you came to the States that you
Could walk around and still not be detained
You'd have free rein

Hey there Osama
You be good and don't you blow up
Any more American buildings, it
Helps you and makes us throw up
At George Bush
You know it's all because of you
9/11 changed his thoughts anew

Hey there Osama we'll get you
Eventually

Oh, why'd you topple me
Oh, Osama can't you see
Iraq was never meant to be
Without Bush and Giuliani
And of course Dick Cheney
Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

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Hope - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

yay bush!

UnKnownVotress - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

I like this parody! Of course I adore the ~OS~. But why the dig on ~ BIG G ~ ??? He did an examplenary job during the entire national crisis!

TR - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment

While one could never find humor in 9/11, this is still a great job nonetheless.

Brian McCullar - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment

My Version Hey there Osama won't you come out of your hiding don't you worry we won't hurt we'll just shoot you at first sighting yes we wll it hurts far more than a pain pill could ever heal,hey there Osama don't you worry 'bout the distance our bullet will still make it you are testing our patience you will die but your momma still won't cry not even a sigh.Oh it's what you did to us ,oh it's what you did to us ,it's what you did to us it's what you did to us.Hey there Osama I know times must be getting hard but don't you worry you'll be living on the boulavard of broken dreams it's not as bad as it may seem well in your dreams,hey there Osama you must have so much left to say but it's just to bad that you will have to pay for your crimes and not with nickels or dimes these are hard time's.Oh it's what you did to us,oh it's what you did to us,it's what you did to us,it's what you did to us.3000 miles was pretty far but we had planes and trains and cars it just seems the better team had won your people will stamp about and shout "you shoulden't have messed with the infidels" Osama we can promise you that your day will come soon the world will never ever be the same and your to blame.Hey Osama you be good and just come out 2 seconds is all it'll take and it will all be history and it's 'cause of you the blame's for you.oh it's what you did to us,oh it's what you did to us,oh it's what you did to us,oh it's what you did to us,oh it's what you did to us,what you did to us ohh. I hoped you liked it

Below Average Dave - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment

To Brian: You really should submit any parodies to allow commenting on them to the site, most people don't see all the comments, many more do see the parodies. This parody is older so I won't leave too much of a comment, just noticed Brian's comment in the 'latest comments' section

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