Hey there, Hermione
What's it like to live with Muggles?
It's been over twenty years now
Since we first met and huddled
To Hogwart's
Since we first helped Harry's retorts
Towards Voldermort

Hey there, Hermione
Sure you had plenty of notions
About me instead of Viktor
When you were mixing up that potion
Polyjuice
Even with cat inside your juice
You still looked cute

Oh, you know such wizardry
Oh, you know much more than me
Oh, you're Muggle-born we see
But, oh, you're witchcraft prodigy
Witchcraft prodigy

Hey there, Hermione
Harry Potter's wed my sister
She's been tailing him since age ten;
Can't believe that Harry missed her
Couldn't see
Now they have their own wizarding family
Like you and me

I stuck up for you
When those Slytheryns defamed ya
When that Snape would snipe you always
And that Malfoy dragged your name-a
Through the mud
When they called you names like "stuck-up" or "Mudblood"
I'd feed 'em slugs

Oh, you know Occlumency
Oh, and Legilimency
Oh, you know Herbology
Oh, how did you fall for me?

A thousand miles is not so great;
We fly on brooms and Apparate
And, at worst, we can take Hogwarts' Express
So many lives turned for the worse
By You-Know-Who and his Killing Curse
Til Harry charged to stop him with the rest
And after all was said and done,
Horcruxes were stopped one by one
And our love for each other we professed
Who woulda guessed?!

Hey there, Hermione
Now we have a son and daughter
In the autumn, we'll be sending
Them to Track Nine-And-Three-Quarters
Off to school
Of Rose and Hugo, kids will drool
Who knew being Weasley would be cool
Hey there, Hermione, here's to you
My love is true

Oh, I've done "Aguamenti"
Though, not good with "Episkey"
Oh, is it "Wad-di-wa-SI"...
Or is it "WAD-di-WA-SI"?
Help, Hermione!