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Song Parodies -> "Hey There Papaya"

Original Song Title:

"Hey There Delilah"

Original Performer:

Plain White Ts

Parody Song Title:

"Hey There Papaya"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Hey there papaya
You're the brightest in the package
And it’s not a lie to say
That you're the highlight of my snackage
And you're dry
Better you than my mouth or eye
You don't know why

Hey there Papaya
There is nothing you've comprehended
Yes I am talking to a fruit
And if Fred Phelps gets offended
I don't care
I am here and he’s way over there
Blowing hot air

Oh it's such stupidity
Oh it's such stupidity
Oh it's such stupidity
Oh it’s such stupidity
It’s such stupidity

Hey there papaya
You're the type this doesn't crunch
You'll get stuck by my gums
But yet I'll get you in me before lunch
At breakfast time
You're sweeter than lemons and limes
By like ten times

Hey there papaya
This is getting excessive
It's good that you don't have a brain because
I would get depressed if
If I was you
And I knew that soon I would get chewed
I would feel blue

Oh, its utter lunacy
Oh, its utter lunacy
Oh, its utter lunacy
Oh, its utter lunacy
utter lunacy

There’s less of you than pineapples
But if the plastic was packed full
Of you it would be hard to appreciate
This distinct flavor that you pack
That’s quite different than Cheesy Mac
And not something that anyone should hate
Papaya with banana chips -
Better than food on cruise ships
I plan to have you at six fifty-eight
I’ve got a date

Hey there papaya
Don’t cry as my molars mash you
It is clear that you are not a nut
It wasn’t hard to cashew
That’s a pun
I know it was not a good one
But you are catchable you can’t run
So long papaya this was fun
But now you’re done

Oh, it’s utter lunacy

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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Matthias - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Great take on the sooooooooo annoying original song, and the fact that this entire song was about talking to a fruit resembled the meaning of the OS as well. All around good job.
Ethan Mawyer - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
The fourth word in the second line in the first verse after the second chorus should be 'that', not 'this'. I really need to do a better job proofreading.
AFW - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
All around great job of rhyming, pacing, and continuity..and fun to read, like a zoot suit of fruit
Andrew D. Lacroix - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey there Ethan! Loved it. The orig. song is absoultely overkilled like every other damn popular song, and this one was well thought out. 5's from me!
Dama-chan - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
XD Oh gawd. It goes like the song, it's excellent pacing and stuff, but it's funny, too, 'specially since you're singing to a fruit. xD
Mr.Sally - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow. That was the most messed up song since the Beatles' "I Am the Walrus". You're good author, too! The pacing was excellent! Yay for you.
CC - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahaha thats funny
Lora Dementia - April 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Dammit, if mine gets on the site it'll look like I copied you. >:-(
MadameSnackAge - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved this molar crunching ditty, sir !

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