Verse1
I'm getting sick and tired
Of screaming girls' desires
They see the blonde curls
and get really wired
I'm not Phil Joel, but a nerdy girl
If they knew who I was then I think they would hurl
I;m just normal but they don't know that (I'm...)
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Nooooo-ooot
Not the real Phil
(Jo-o-o-o-el)
Noooooo-ooooot
Not the real Phil
And I don't really think that I'll ever be
Verse2.
I don't know Peter, Oinch, Squiz, or even Helmet!
If I made a record, don't think I could sell it!
You think they would tell by my ugly braces
Makes me feel sick all those love-struck faces
Cus' Phil is married!
Has a kid and I'm....
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Hey all you girls won't you look at me
I'm Not the real Phil and I'll never be
I wish that you were guys but you're not and you scare me
If I ever have Children, don't think I'll name one Phynley.
oooh
and he're's all I want

You stay away it's all okay
The real Phil is married.....

You stay away it's all okay
Not gonna sign anything cus I'm
Not the real Phil