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Song Parodies -> "Farmer Chiggens"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Phantom Planet

Parody Song Title:

"Farmer Chiggens"

Parody Written by:

paula miconas silos miconas

The Lyrics

A Long long time ago
in the galaxy of Froe
that didn't have no snow
there was a small planet
called Sunoo that was in debt

on this tiny world
a lonely farmer hurled
trying to become unfurled
even though i dont know
what the heck unfurled does mean

Farmer Chiggens!
Was his name!

Chiggens had a yard
like a boulevard
nothing will get past his guard
Farmer Chiggens has a gun
But he doesnt have a son

He wanted to plant seeds
but the ground had weeds
they didn't really fill the needs
of the seeds that need to grow
for the farmer to make dough

Those stupid seeds!
Didn't grow!
Stupid seeds, stupid weeds
they all suck!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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The Charnstar - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Very random, I loved it
Parody Jury - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with The Charnstar its very random! Though you published two of the same song... itd a good job either way

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