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Song Parodies -> "Last Pop Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Last Pop Tart"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at for those keeping track, this officially completes the Medium level on the Badtthias list--leaving 7 songs between Hard and Epic
You stole my Reese's Pieces
Ate up my Apple tarts
Food your stealing
you heathen
Don't pay a cent for the food that your eating

You've met my last resort

One thing to eat my cheeze-its
But you took my last pop tart
No religion
food stealing
Don't give a crap if I even die starving
Even ate a pumpkin I was carving
While it is wrong
to drink my Sprite
You have crossed the line tonight
Telling you man you bite
You had best get out my site
My pantry's been through genocide

'Cause the frosting's so right
filling's sublime
Wish you hadn't took all that was mine
This just ain't right
I won't be kind
Dude, you can't even be of man kind

I never tasted something so chillin'
Cherry tasted great
Though no real ones were in
You ate my Pop-Tarts
Huge sugary binge
You are spineless, took them all again
It all started when you blamed by brother
You took it yourself
but I still didn't bother
to kick you out here when I caught you food lifting
but now you're doomed, you'll be drifting

Cause I'm gaining some might
You won't be fine
Now you're gonna pay-yes you will this time
Stealing ain't right
You evil swine
Did you not see the note-it said MINE
You'll pay the price
In both your eyes
I'm angry, and I'm starving
I'm starving
I'm starving
I'm starving
I'm starved

You won't live long eat-ing my food

I hear your heavy breathing
You ate my last Pop Tart
You're feeling
I want it back, to the store you're fleeing
You did me wrong
Now make it right
Gonna kick your butt tonight
If those tarts aren't in sight
You and me's about to fight
Yes I'm gonna make you lose some height

Cause I'm angry as heck
You drank my Beck's
I'm gonna blast that song "Loser" by Beck
You have pay checks
What's with this wreck
Give me my damn Pop Tarts 'fore I deck
I'm not alright
You will be cr'in'
I'm fuming and I'm starving



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Matthias - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I just woke up and I'm reading these parodies... And it's making me hungry for a Pop Tart.
Old Man Ribber - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
BADave - That's worse than taking a smoker's last cigarette! Fortunately, the parody is no crime against fellow humanity. Nice job. ;D

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