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Song Parodies -> "Master Sword"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Papa Roach
Parody Song Title:
"Master Sword"
Parody Written by:
Herbert Oscar Forsberg the Third
The Lyrics
As you may have guessed, this song is about The Legend of Zelda.
Cut Ganon into pieces
This is the Master Sword
So many weapons
Inventory, press Start
Don't use potions 'til you're on your last heart
Met this chick and almost died
But it was all right 'cuz I learned the Song of Time
Been in the temples day and night
Surrounded by creatures left and right
Losing some life
Spending some time
Playing this game slaying monsters all night
'Cuz I'm losing some life
Spending some time
Playing this game slaying monsters all night
Nothing's alive, but I survived
The Triforce of Courage is mine
I never realized what I was in
'Til I felt a spear, attacked by moblins
Angry, slicing them, get rupees when I win
I think I'm done, but I'll probably fight them again
The dungeon boss is through the door, no, the other
Too many rooms, it's a tricky little bugger
Searching for a new item to beat this level
I finally beat the boss, I get a heart piece and hear the revel
'Cuz I'm losing some life
Spending some time
Playing this game slaying monsters all night
Losing some life
Spending some time
Playing this game slaying monsters all night
Nothing's alive, but I survived
The Triforce of Courage is mine
I must go on playing this game
This is the Master Sword
So many weapons
Inventory, press Start
Don't use potions 'til you're on your last heart
Met this chick and almost died
But it was all right 'cuz I learned the Song of Time
Been in the temples day and night
Surrounded by creatures left and right
Losing some life
Spending some time
Playing this game slaying monsters all night
'Cuz I'm losing some life
Spending some time
Playing this game slaying monsters all night
Nothing's alive, but I survived
The Triforce of Courage is mine
I never realized what I was in
'Til I felt a spear, attacked by moblins
Angry, slicing them, get rupees when I win
I think I'm done, but I'll probably fight them again
The dungeon boss is through the door, no, the other
Too many rooms, it's a tricky little bugger
Searching for a new item to beat this level
I finally beat the boss, I get a heart piece and hear the revel
'Cuz I'm losing some life
Spending some time
Playing this game slaying monsters all night
Losing some life
Spending some time
Playing this game slaying monsters all night
Nothing's alive, but I survived
The Triforce of Courage is mine
I must go on playing this game
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455, good references.
This was all right.
I LOVE IT! GO ZELDA PARODIES! So far I've only read 2, yours and mine, but I will find more, VERY NICE STUFF! 4-5-5, cause hte pacing is a tad bit off, but still, WHOO! YOU ROCK!
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