Song Parodies -> "Last Ribeye"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Last Ribeye"

Parody Written by:

Ronald S. Calogero

The Lyrics

I wrote this because I'm huge, fat, and ugly... I think.

Last Ribeye By: Ronald S. Calogero

Cut my steak into pieces. That was my last ribeye.
Suffocate while I'm eating.
Don't give a f*c* if the meat's still bleeding!

Would it be beans, would it be rice?
I could eat them both tonight!
Chances are that I might.
Regurgitation out of sight
While I contemplate a sushi side!

Cause I'm gaining more weight!
Increasing in size!
Every time I eat my blubber multiplies.
I'm eating more beef!
Eating more pork!
Eat so fast, stab myself with my fork!

Can't go on eating this way.
Nothing's alright. Nothing is fine.
I'm baking and I'm frying!

Jelly and peanut butter spread too thin!
I spread some more, and spread it again.
Hungry! Sucking on Crisco like it was a sin!
Headache, heartburn. Where do I begin?
It all started when I watched my mother
Sitting on her ass watching Sally Struthers!
Searching! To find a diet on a higher level!
Scarfing! And gulping food with a shovel!

Cause I'm gaining more weight!
Increasing in size!
Every time I eat my blubber multiplies.
I'm eating more beef!
Eating more pork!
Eat so fast, stab myself with my fork!

Can't go on eating this way.
Nothing's alright.

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