Song Parodies -> "Chicken Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Chicken Pie"

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The Lyrics

Probably the most disturbing song I've ever written...

Cut chicken into pieces
I'm makin' chicken pie
Suffocation
No breathing
It makes a cluck as I chop it up, bleeding
I'm makin' chicken pie

Cut chicken into pieces
I'm making chicken pie
Suffocation
No breathing
It makes a cluck as I chop it up, bleeding
No one cares about chickens anyway
It is not wrong
I need to eat
I need chicken pie today
The chicken is slayed
And once that pie is made
I'll eat that chicken pie

Chicken's losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
Losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight

I really hope that this pie isn't too thin
I'll have to go out late
And bring another in
Hungry!
Feeding on chickens
They're always welcome in
It is done and now I begin
This is a pie like no other
And it's all for myself
I'll soon make another
You do not know the greatness of a chicken
Until you make one in a pie, then

Chicken's losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
Losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
The pie is so fine
For me to dine
I baked it and I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating
I'm eating

I... could... go... on... eat... ing... this... way...

Cut chicken into pieces
I'm makin' chicken pie
Suffocate it
Then bake it
It makes a cluck as I cook it and make it
It is not wrong
I need to eat
I need chicken pie today
The chicken is slayed
And once that pie is made
I will eat that chicken pie

Chicken's losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
Losing its sight
Losing its mind
As I chop it into pieces tonight
The pie is so fine
For me to dine
I baked it and I'm eating

I... could... go... on... eating... this... way!!!
It's so good!
Poor, poor chicken!
It is so...nice!

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Wheee. - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

WOWEYYYYYYYYYY. *dancee*

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