My computer is in pieces
I'm calling tech support
Registration
Phone Number
Worked all night without succeeding
This is the tech support
Bought a new piece of software
Read all the manuals
Online guides
All the reading
The three hundred page manual is somewhat misleading
Do you even care if I spend my life reading?
What could be wrong?
Been up all night
No help from their support site
Chances are that I might
An answer's outta sight
It's tech support or suicide
'Cause I'm checking their site
Surfing online
Calling them up on the tech support line
Checking their site
Surfing online
Calling them up on the tech support line
Your call is very important to us
Please stay on the line
Wait for a representative
Muzak!
Classical music
Bach and Beethoven
Then the pre-recorded message starts again
Hello, sorry for the long delay
My name is Jay
What's your problem today?
I'm searching our database to find your error
Might take a minute or three or four
'Cause I'm checking their site
Surfing online
Calling them up on the tech support line
Checking their site
Surfing online
Calling them up on the tech support line
Something is wrong
Nothing's online
I'm crashing and rebooting
Rebooting
Rebooting
Rebooting
Rebooting
Con...trol...alt...del...ete...and...res...tart
My computer is in pieces
I'm calling tech support
Registration
Phone Number
Worked all night without succeeding
Been up so long
You'll make it right
Windows is acting up tonight
It tends to do that every night
Any answer outta sight
Access to these files are denied
'Cause I'm checking their site
Surfing online
Calling them up on the tech support line
Checking their site
Surfing online
Calling them up on the tech support line
Something is wrong
Broken all the time
It's crashing and I'm rebooting
Con...trol...alt...del...ete...and...res...tart
Can't get on
To the software
Nothing's working!