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Song Parodies -> "Gynocracy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pain of Salvation

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another love fantasy, buried deep in eros terminology...
Slut kiss
Soft skin
Dark mind
Red light
Get down
Knee bends
All night

Babe Belle
She’s mine
Twin folds
Laid down
Smooth hands
Be bold

She’s wanting, so close your eyes
Relax and slow your mind
You’re paralyzed
When you get up you'll be satisfied

Dart in
Tongue lust
Wet sheets
Needs met
She smiles
Slick bed

Blood boils
Juicy flow
Flesh bare
Raw tongue
Pure delights
Bring her home (Bring her home)

She’s wanting, so close your eyes
Relax and slow your mind
You’re paralyzed
When you get up she'll be real nice
So close your eyes
Give it a go just one more time
Just fantasize
Her fountain is gushing
It’s paradise

Just can't close my eyes
Her love box’s got me hypnotized
Between her creamy thighs
I’m paralyzed

'Cause I want to see
And what is in front of me tastes like sweet honey
Yes she can see
That I am truly worthy of her intimacy
She's got angel eyes
So I won’t close my eyes
I yearn for her romantic, erotic-fantastic, dominating, exhilarating, fantasy
Suspended in submission under silky panties, loving slave to her Gynocracy

I look up into her deep blue eyes... As she looks down completely surprised

I’m mesmerized…

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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WCJ - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Great job on thinking up two 1 syllable words together, that's kinda difficult. ;-) 555! :-)

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