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Song Parodies -> "Pizza Pies"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Owl City

Parody Song Title:

"Pizza Pies"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Influenced by "Livin' In the Fridge" and the first part of "A Complicated Song" by "Weird Al". Original Song:
Watching the game with the guys
Got one dozen pizza pies
Oh man, tonight will be freakin’ sweet
Yes I know, I’m well aware
That there’s boxes everywhere
My home’s a mess, but I
Really do not care

I got a few with extra cheese
And seven pepperoni
With bacon, ham and some sausage, this whole thing was not too cheap
Cause everyone just eats and then they leave

There's pizza ground in the rugs
It's starting to attract bugs
All this moldy pizzas bringing ants
What happened is what I dread
They ate some and then they fled
Maybe I should've gotten a veggie spread

Then everybody starts to leave
I guess they weren’t that hungry
I guess I’ll have to put them in the fridge and go to sleep
As long as all those pizzas stay unseen (Can't go to sleep)

Leave my door open just a crack (Take the smell away from here)
Maybe the smell will go out the back (Take the smell away from here)
Why did I get so much to eat? (Take the smell away from here.)
There's no need to so much melted cheese
Got one dozen pizza pies
I thought it would feed those guys
I got real upset when they said farewell
But I know they won't get far
Before they smell real bizarre
Cause I saved a few,
And I threw them in their car

Now they all smell like melted cheese
And moldy pepperoni
You should've stayed and ate pizza, now you're gonna smell for weeks
And theres no way you're gonna go to sleep (won't go to sleep)

From now on, no more melted cheese
I will start eating healthy
I won't eat any pizza, regular, thin crust or deep
Because my jeans are bursting at the seams

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Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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