You would not believe your eyes
If you knew that Tiger lied
To his girlfriend as she fell asleep
‘Cause if she knew she would care
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd know it‘s true, but he
Would just stand and stare.

He’d like to make his wife believe
That being late means nothing.
It's hard to say that she'd
Rather stay awake when she’s asleep,
‘Cause everything is never as it seems.

‘Cause he'd get a thousand hugs
From many girls at night clubs
Before they tried to ask him to dance
The music pounds in his head,
His cell rings beneath his bed,
Her patience is just hanging by a thread.

He'd like to make his wife believe
That being late means nothing.
It's hard to say that she'd
Rather stay awake when she’s asleep,
‘Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When she falls asleep.)

Left her door open just a crack.
(Please hurry up and get back here!)
‘Cause she feels like such an insomniac.
(Please hurry up and get back here.)
Why does she tire with enough sleep?
(Please hurry up and get back here!)
And she’s far too angry to fall asleep
‘Cause she knows that Tiger lied.
She’s dumb, ‘cause she hates good guys
She got misty eyes as he said farewell.
But he'll know where all the girls are
Because he knows they’re not that smart
‘Cause he‘ll see a few,
And he‘ll meet them at the bar.

He'd like to make his wife believe
That being late means nothing.
It's hard to say that she'd
Rather stay awake when she’s asleep,
‘Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When she falls asleep.)

He'd like to make his wife believe
That being late means nothing.
It's hard to say that she'd
Rather stay awake when she’s asleep
Because her dreams are bursting at the seams.