Do you have money for some fries
And some for a super size
Dont worry that to make it the killed a sheep

'Cause they'd fill the open air
And sell chicken snack wraps everywhere
Youd want some i say no dude
I hate to share

I got a trick up my sleeve
That will give Micky D's free food to me
It's hard to say that Burger Kings better
Cause Ive been eating McDonalds forever
Why I so skinny?

McDoalds is clean from bugs
And super clean from crack and other drugs
And no1 scratches the but they keep up there pants

Ive got a new meal idea in my head
I think of it before i go to bed
It involves a deal with Fredd

I got a trick up my sleeve
That will give Micky D's free food to me
It's hard to say that Burger Kings better
Cause Ive been eating McDonalds forever
Why I so skinny?
Ive got a trick up my sleeve

McDonalds dosent sell no crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause there very smart no mainack
(Please take me away from here)
Burgers made outta sheep
(Please take me away from here)
You puke and fall asleep

I just want to have my fries
The tell my viewers goodbyes
I wouldnt if i could rebel

Screw this im gettin in my car
No matter if the drive thru's real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar

I got a trick up my sleeve
That will give Micky D's free food to me
It's hard to say that Burger Kings better
Cause Ive been eating McDonalds forever
Why I so skinny?

I got a trick up my sleeve
That will give Micky D's free food to me
It's hard to say that Burger Kings better
Cause Ive been eating McDonalds forever
Why I so skinny?

I got a trick up my sleeve
That will give Micky D's free food to me
It's hard to say that Burger Kings better
Cause Ive been eating McDonalds forever
Why I so skinny?