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Song Parodies -> "Hey Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Ya"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hey Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Rich Lyons

The Lyrics

One two three go!

[Verse One - Asiago 3000]
My baby don't mess around
Because she loves her cheese
And this I know so please..
Uh, But does she really gotta
She can't stand Ricotta
Walk with a quease..
Don't try the mascarpone'
Because the provolone is ready to appease..
Uh, thank god for Kraft and Borden
For making Mozzarella
'Cause I don't know hooowww...

Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..

[Verse Two - Asiago 3000]
You think you've got it
Ohh, you think you've got it
But curdled milk don't cut it
You've got no cheese at
We've been ten times
Filling it with enzymes
And patience is important cause there's so much
If what they say is ("aging it forever")
Then what makes, Then what makes, Then what makes
Then what makes, Then what makes CHEEEESE?
(One exception) So why you, why you
Why you, why you, why bring the parmigiano
When there is no pasta heeeerrreeee...
Y'all don't want me here you just want some romano

Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (Don't want to make your cheddar, OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just want to make it better OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH, don't want a new Corolla OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just wan't some gorgonzola OHH OH)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I smell the whiff of originality coming quite strongly from this one. Hmm....what's that? oh dear, the pacing smells a bit off, though. Overall, quite nicely fragranced 445

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