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Song Parodies -> "Dodgeball (The Movie)"

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"Dodgeball (The Movie)"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Mr. La Fleur, Mr. La Fleur
The Globo guys would say their gym is mighty fine
They're mighty fine but they are really jerks inside
And the Globo Guys either got you bought out, “You'll come up short”
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You'd need 50 thousand dollars to survive
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go to Vegas to play ball, yeah!

[Chorus- Repeat 2x]
I know you'd like to think your gym don't stank
But Patches O' Hoolahan
Will help you win playing dodgeball
Yeah, he'll help so go play some dodgeball

White Goodman! See he's the reason for the word "jerk"
I hope he's speeding on the way to the gym
Trying to hurry up to get to some
From that chick named Kate but he'll just get turned down
And he'll ride away with Me' Shell on the scooter
And laugh, laugh, laugh... with that smirk! (Just Playing!)
You still need 50 grand to stay alive
It took you time to look inside and realize that
You guys can win if you beat those guys, yeah!


Well let's look at the Average Joe's, but Steve The Pirate had to go
but what the cobras didn't know he didn't belong in a freak show
He said, "What did you call me?"
They said "Pardon me, are you pirate?"
He said "Arrg, you sound like a moron asking"
Oh so you're one them freaks, getting mad at the sight of those purple cobra creeps
But the game going on, losing names for our team
Looking like this game is lost
Must take me for a geek cause our games not at our peak
Justin hit in nose, Peter hit from under his toes, not looking good for the Joes
Now you crossed the red line, now it is sudden death
Hey Goodman, we just want to have a fair finish with no cheating
The judges just to hold grudges in the gameroom
Chuck Norris supported the Joes and not you


The Cobras lost like that
White, quit getting fat
What happens when you get cocky and lose
This is what White Goodman
Would say no way no way

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