[Dr Demento]
Yeah this one right here goes out to all the funny parodies, parodies...
Parodies,parodies, funny parodies,parodies
Yeah, go like this

CHORUS: Dr Demento
I'm sorry Al Yankovic[OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to copy your Eat It song
I apologize a zillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to play your Bolonga song
I apologize a zillion times

[Coolio]
A crazy psyco weirdo, don't like me
He doing things like playing his songs from Off the deep end
To the fans tryin to diss me
He need to get a, scoop of the Rocky Road and take a bite out
That's my song, I told him the contract and the parody's out
And let him know his future is a mess, and not a fax
Insane Asylums, prisons, yeah, spud bills, I'll pay tax
I hate your song and everything, see I aint the one who made it
He wanna do another parody dissin you all, my lawyer vomits
He never got a chance to hear my parody of the song, it was funny
He had rights out, cookouts, on Hitler's birthday with gold hunny
Despite it, show him the Polka party when I laugh through
All you, do is defend that guy when I call you, yeah

CHORUS: Dr Demento
I'm sorry Al Yankovic[OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to copy your Eat It song
I apologize a zillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to play your Bolonga song
I apologize a zillion times

[Bermuda]
Me and your accordian
Got a play it 40 times a day
You say it's so weird
We say it's that too
Hope that we play this
play this for Gigalos
You could play a stupid song
But you can't parody off of Coolio, Al Yankovic

Weird Al in 3-D, now it's a good Cd
The bestest songs make it on Demento's for free
Maddonna and Niervana, then the Puffaddy thing, hilarious tunes
Bout that time when the Cd's out soon
On the Top 40, I hope we play till forever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
Forever never seems that short till a Sisqo CD
And notice that the MTV rule can't be too strick
Al Yankovic my intentions were good I wish I could
Become a parodist of Capitl off to Sony
Parodies of me, Parodies of she, parodies of he
Playing Taco Grande to the fellas with him and me
Had, I play so much of Addicited to Spuds, spuds
It happened for "Dare to be stupid", bud
So know just know that everything is wrong
Yes I will be playing on the stage with a thong, and Lopez dress

CHORUS: Dr Demento
I'm sorry Al Yankovic[OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to copy your Eat It song
I apologize a zillion times
I'm sorry Al Yankovic[OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to play your Bolonga song
I apologize a zillion times

[Adam Sandler]
Uh, uh, yeah
"Look at the way he plays Fat", yeah, look at the way he plays Ricky
See your lil Twinkie Weiners sandwiches cooked in the kitchen G
Without "Spam" on, you left "Lasanga" on, play this thing on out
And the maniac fan aint singin no more cuz my song is a shoutout
Know what I'm talkin about, Ham,spam and canned, envy
Eating, heating, for they be the tasty things
So who you playing this time, you keep on singin the same song
Let parodies be parodies, you can go on and play Amish Paradise
You and Jackson 5

CHORUS:
I'm sorry Al Yankovic[OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to copy your Eat It song
I apologize a zillion times
I'm sorry Al Yankovic[OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to copy your Eat It song
I apologize a zillion times
I'm sorry Al Yankovic[OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to copy your Eat It song
I apologize a zillion times
I'm sorry Al Yankovic[OOOH]
For taking food
Never meant to copy your Eat It song
I apologize a zillion times