Genitive (who says a word's not supposed to be)
Genitive (possessively speaking necessary)

Mum, I know I'm failing school
And going against all the rules
But it really ain't my fault.
My grammar's locked up in a vault.
Mum you need to understand,
That I can't find the answers
Now just help me to, stop me feeling blue!

I've never seen a vowel or a consonant
Never stopped to think what all the words there meant
Cause I'm spending my time on Playstation 2
I've had no good real need to
It seems that grammar's wasted knowledge that I needn't learn.
I know you'll think I'm lazy and it's true.
It's not just me, I speak for natives.
Who gives two shakes bout the genitive.

Grammar's just a way to control
The way I speak my mind good.
I don't need nobody to forgive,
My good double negatives.
Mum you need to understand
That it ain't all about answers
They make me feel blue
Not like PS2

I've never seen a vowel or a consonant
Never stopped to think what all the words there meant
Cause I'm spending my time on Playstation 2
I've had no good real need to
It seems that grammar's wasted knowledge that I needn't learn.
I know you'll think I'm lazy and it's true.
It's not just me, I speak for natives.
Who gives two shakes bout the genitive.

Genitive (who says a word's not supposed to be)
Genitive (possessively speaking necessary)
Genitive (just a case of vocabulary)

Teachers all hate me
Because to grammar I say no.
I don't get why we need it
I'll just be a wino.

Repeat Chorus.