they've been together since way back when,
sometimes i even think one's an evil twin.
but i'd sure like to know, as it seems appears,
if there is one whisperin' in the other's ear.

You Two Just One? You Want To Play With Our Heads?
Both Just One, Your Ego's Fed.
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

we score and pace you every way,
and then i saw it just the other day.
a writer came, and just wanted to know,
if jessy leppert was a jo or joe.

Too Quick The Lines That MP Drafts,
Both Same One Or Your Better Half.
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

Are You Two One? I May Be wrong,
Not Billed As One Writing Up Your Songs.
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

changing yourself a ruse you sold,
on yourself you have told, ain't it true.

Are You Two One? You're Way Too Much,
Think You're One, Gonna Call Your Bluff
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

You Two Are One, As You Scratch You Switch,
Two As One, Now Which Is Which?
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.

You're Not Billed As One, I Have No Doubt,
Two For One, You Love To Tout.
Hope You're Havin' Fun, Playin' Two As One.