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Song Parodies -> "Hug my Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Stop and Stare"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

OneRepublic

Parody Song Title:

"Hug my Bear"

Parody Written by:

Fajubi

The Lyrics

It was last winter. I fell, and while I lay on the ground unable to move, this went through my head.
This house is colder now, I think the walls have pus
It's time to just stay here, I’ll sit down if I must
I've got my heart set on one thing that’s here
I'm staring up ceiling, counting up tiles
Falling down, just start to squeal
And every cut is hurting me
Time to do one last action for the pain I feel

Hug my bear
I think I'm screaming but I hear no sounds
Yeah, I know that everyone feels pain
But I feel better when I hug it, oh
Hug my bear
I start to wonder why my 'head' is 'red'
And I'd give anything to not be dead
But dead is really not that bad
Oh, can you feel how I feel?

I’m tryin' to stand up, all my muscles ache
Unlock the pain gate, Some never thought I could
Scream so loud, just help me now
Gonna scream till you can't hear
Something pulls my femur out
And I'm lying down

Hug my bear
I think I'm screaming but I hear no sounds
Yeah I know that everyone feels pain
But I feel better when I hug it, oh
Hug my bear
I start to wonder how my 'pain’s' my 'gain'
And I'd give anything to feel less pain
But less ain't what I really need
Oh, I don't need

What I need, what I need, what I need

Hug my bear
I think I'm breathing and I feel less bad
Yeah I know that everyone gets healed
But I've gotten what I do not need
Oh, do you feel how I feel?
Thanks for reading

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