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Song Parodies -> "French Fries"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

One Pepublic

Parody Song Title:

"French Fries"

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The Lyrics

OK I'm not HappySlip, I'm Genuine D and I posted this for her
I always like to snack
Like to eat Junk Food
I found

That people always tell me
that I could get big and round

You tell me that you'll feed me
Then you'll go and take me out

And you say
Look at the dollar menu
get anything you want to

Then you go back and say...

Don't eat those french fries
Don't eat

Don't eat those french fries
Don't eat!!!

But eveyone eats fries so
Dad you gotta get a clue

You tell me that they're greasy
and they're heart clogging for you

Then why do you eat pork rinds
as if that's better for you?
And you say...

Sorry that's my best snack
I will not give up for you

So then I say...
Don't hate my french fries..
Don't hate
Don't hate my french fries...
Don't hate!!

I always like to snack... like to eat junk food
I found....

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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littleFrenchCakes - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
since T-Day '07. i managed to lose the 10 lbs, that I had packed on since ~HS~ days, and then lost another 5 lbs !!! By not eating the junky foods: fries, burgers, bread, hotDogs, Rice, Potatoes, chocolate. I eat more veggies, grain & fish & Tomato juice!
Andrew D. Lacroix - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
It's so great to make french fries! Ha ha! 555 pounds of potatoes! Great song!
Chiyo Chan - May 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Tee hee
m dawg - December 29, 2010 - Report this comment
zip it

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