Got a new,
360,
I'm sorry for my friends,
Because my couch is right now the place my time I spend, oh,
I've got enemies,
Coming at me,
I must fight them away from destroying the Earth's core,
I sit down with,
My Xbox,
Pressing buttons, pulling triggers,
I must try,
Dead or Alive,
On Super Extra Hard, oh,
All my money,
Is buying me,
Content used in Kameo,

Friends, I know you want to hang out, but now I'm fightin',
And I have to pay attention, my lives are down to two,
I said, I'm owning with the gun that creates lightnin',
You can't refuse, it's no use,

Now I've got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
Got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
(What's the code? What's the code? What's the code? What's the code?),
(What's the code? What's the code? What's the code?),
I've got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
Got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
(What's the code? What's the code? What's the code? What's the code?),
(What's the code? What's the code? What's the code?),

I just can't,
Put it down,
And walk right out the do',
Until I beat the boss on Perfect Dark Zero,
I've got P9Ps,
I'm headshot crazy,
Just when I thought I was done, I found there was some mo',
I've been meaning to get outside, but I can't help it,
The Earth was in danger and, baby, I had to help it,
And I,
I apologize,
But just one more fight,
If I get red lights, I think it'll probably make me insane,

Oh, I really want to work this out "cause I'm tired of pwning,
All of these online fools on Halo 2,
I said I really want to work this out, but would you mind loaning,
Gears of War, too?

Now I've got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
Got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
(Hit the code, hit the code, hit the code, hit the code),
(Hit the code, hit the code, hit the code),
I've got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
Got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
(Hit the code, hit the code, hit the code, hit the code),
(Hit the code, hit the code, hit the code),

I don't want to leave this cold, cold world,
Without unlocking every DOA girl,
Without beating Wik and the Fable of Souls,
Without getting one of those impossible Hexic black pearls,
I said I don't want to leave this cold, cold world,
Without laughing when drunk Conker hurls,
Without exploring every square inch of Tamriel,
Without playing through the new Fable,

Girl, I think it's been half a year since I've seen the light, and,
I haven't paid my bills since at least last June,
I have everything ever posted on Xbox Live, and,
My money's through,

Now I've got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
Got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
(What's the code? What's the code? What's the code? What's the code?),
(What's the code? What's the code? What's the code?),
I've got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
Got this Xbox where my heart used to be,
(What's the code? What's the code? What's the code? What's the code?),
(What's the code? What's the code? What's the code?)

I can't leave until I get Banjo-Kazooie