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Song Parodies -> "Her Username On Instagram Is Kinkythong"

Original Song Title:

"Something That I Like About A Honky Tonk"

Original Performer:

Olivia Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Her Username On Instagram Is Kinkythong"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong
There she's into Toyboys and Goth Death Metal songs
Wondering if I should report, cos this feels wrong
She's following some guy, his nick is TwelveInchDong

Looks like on the club scene she's been making rounds
Hopping inebriated there from dusk till down
I'm starting to wish that I had never found
That her hashtag is well known around the Campus Ground

Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong
Wonderbras and Tramp Stamp - is that tattoo a Bong?
Wondering if good childhood makes up for such wrong
It wasn't long ago that we played Donkey Kong

She has a million selfie pictures there for sure
And she hasn't pixeled out the parts that are mature
Scrolling through feels creepy like a Grimoire
And the moderators has a lot to answer for

Her username on Instagram is KinkyThong
Latex, Whips and Cosplays - all pictures there feels wrong
I should be a sport about it and move on
It wasn't long ago we killed time with Mahjong

Her Avatar looks dyke
She has a million Likes

Mom's username on Instagram is KinkyThong!

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - August 03, 2019 - Report this comment
This was a VERY funny song and the last line put it over the top for me! At least she isn’t into gay smurfs lol
Peter - August 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias! I've had two weeks off and wrote a parody for last Friday, then good ideas just kept coming. The original here is from my running playlist, good for 155 steps per minute, that might have helped too. :-)

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