Song Parodies -> "Five Five Five"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Bye"

Original Performer:

"Five Five Five"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

You can't imagine how glad I am to finally be getting another parody out of my unfinished folder. This brings the list of ideas that haven't been fleshed out fully down from 121 to 120. Gah. Anyway, I was thinking some months ago how there are really way too many songs about people giving out 1s, but not nearly as many about giving out (deserved!) 5s. I dedicate this song to all those parodists with hundreds of songs out there, the majority of them way better than anything I've ever done. You guys are awesome, you know who you are. For the record, however, you have *not* in fact caused me to leave. That was just a bit of hyperbole for comedic effect.

(Hey, yeah!)
Five/Five/Five!
All fives!
All fives!
Oh, yeah.
I'm commentin' tonight
This really is an awesome sight
You got it all just right
Oh, people, come on
I loved it endlessly
The perfect parody
So now lets get together, give you a throne!
I think you need a perfect score,
And it ain't no lie
I wanna see you write some more,
You get five/five/fives!
All fives!

I have to give this song its due -
Wanna kill the guy who gave your song a two.
You should hate him cause his vote's a lie -
You get 5/5/5s.
Though when I scan I'm kinda rough,
Finding problems with this one is kinda tough.
Might sound biased,
But it ain't no lie
You get five/five/fives.
Oh yeah.

I'm buyin' you vermouth
And maybe get some vodka too
Just give me some good lyrics
Cause you're the bomb

I lived to fin'lly see
Perfection in a parody -
You can't get too much better
Than this one.
I think you need a perfect score,
And it ain't no lie,
You better go and write some more -
You've been five/five/five'd!

I have to give this song its due -
Wanna kill the guy who gave your song a two.
You should hate him cause his vote's a lie -
You get 5/5/5s.
Though when I scan I'm kinda rough,
Finding problems with this one is kinda tough.
Might sound biased,
But it ain't no lie,
You get five/five/fives!

I'm giving you a perfect score
When compared to you, my wit could make a person snore
All fives!
I'm givin' up, I'm signin' off
Cause the humor I can make just isn't good enough

When compared to songs by you
Mine's a piece of poo
Yeah, you've left me way behind
5/5/5
I could try to be all tough,
Tell you nasty stuff -
It would be a lie
All 5s!
I have to give this song its due -
Wanna kill the guy who gave your song a two (you make me look like a fool)
And it ain't no lie
You get 5/5/5s!
When I review I'm kinda rough
Finding problems with this one is kinda tough.
Might sound biased,
But it ain't no lie -
five/five/five'd!
{echoing "all fives" fading out}

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Jeff Reuben - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I think I relate to the "parody folder with 120 ideas" as much as the song!

Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I know the feeling. About the unused ideas, that is. So many great titles that I could never make work.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

As was utterly unexpected, 5-5-5.

Ronald Bassant - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm feeling a strange combination of envy and awe. 5's to you, sensei.

Jonathan S. - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Cute. I figured at least one Joe would pick up the "Bye-bye-bye/555" sub. But, while the pun may a bit obvious, it takes a dude with skill to write a whole parody about it.

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