Song Parodies -> "Just Got Paged"

Original Song Title:

"Just Got Paid"

Original Performer:

"Just Got Paged"

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The Lyrics

a parody about JC singing about being paged by his crack dealer, Jerome (again you'd probably have to be an old school fan of *NSYNC to know about JC and his rumored crack habit among fans)

JUST GOT PAGED

Thank god it's friday night and I
Just-just-just-just-juuuuuuust got paid
Yeah, ohh...

CHORUS
Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high

Check on my stash, lookin low
Round up the posse, go find Jerome
My body's shakin', wastin' time
Hit the pedal, pick up some speed
Drivin' so fast
Don't you know that I'm just findin' the hookup
Hookup, yeah, hookup, oh, oh, oh, ohhh

Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high

Yo, Jerome says my cravin' is impossible
But when I get high on my crack, yo, I'm unstoppable
And it's probable that I'll hear voices in my head
I'll be spazzin' if my addictions not fed.

Now I know ya thought that I was enraged
Because all my fans are underaged
You know, if I didn't have my crack, I'd be crazed
But I just (just) got (got) paged (paged) uh

On the floor, twitchin' like a freak
Always, twice a week (weekly)
My four friends are standin' by (~JUSTIN sings~he looks high tonight)
Need a kilo to be allright
I love the way that it feels
Said, I need some crack
To get my mind back on track
I'm tired of keepin' it from Bobbie, baby
I need to go get high, let's go get real high

Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high

Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news (tell me where the crack is)
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high

Say crack
Say crack
Say hookup
Say hookup
Say hook me up
Say crack
Ohh...

Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news (just tell me where the crack is)
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high (gettin' high)

Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news (havin' real good news baby)
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high (I'm gettin' high)

I'm gettin' high, high...
I'm gettin' high, yeah...

JC (spoken): Eh, I'm stoned

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