MONOPOLY (parody of *NSYNC's "Celebrity")

CHORUS
If I didn't play monopoly
Would you still hang out with me?
If I didn't have Boardwalk every time
Would you still be so nice to me?
If I couldn't pay for St. James Place
And all those other interest rates
Would you be so into me?
If I didn't play monopoly

Lately, I've been doing a little thinking 'bout the game that satisfies you
It's making me wonder 'bout the things that you do like in me
I hate the way you like to say your man plays monopoly
Baby what's the deal; I thought you wanted me for me

You gotta say what you mean
You gotta mean what you say
Cuz you keep pushing me away
Cuz I ain't got no time to play, so I say

CHORUS
If I didn't play monopoly
Would you still hang out with me?
If I didn't have Boardwalk every time
Would you still be so nice to me?
If I couldn't pay for St. James Place
And all those other interest rates
Would you be so into me?
If I didn't play monopoly

Monopoly, monopoly, monopoly, monopoly
Monopoly, monopoly, monopoly, monopoly

I'm glad that you're having a good time playin' the game that I've laid out for me
Constantly cheating, begging for my card to "Get out of jail free"
It would be different if you paid something
Maybe like a T-A-X
You need to get a new strategy, yeah

You gotta stop tellin' lies, sayin'
It ain't about my game
Cuz you know if things weren't this way
You'd have lost a long time ago, so I say

CHORUS
If I didn't play monopoly
Would you still hang out with me?
If I didn't have Boardwalk every time
Would you still be so nice to me?
If I couldn't pay for St. James Place
And all those other interest rates
Would you be so into me?
If I didn't play monopoly

If you really liked me, you'd try to show me that it ain't even about my game
But you try to fool me, win to confuse me
So it can never be the same
So now I'm leaving you behind
Got my computer who can play me, just me
And that's all I need yeah

Monopoly, monopoly, monopoly, monopoly
Monopoly, monopoly, monopoly, monopoly

CHORUS
If I didn't play monopoly
Would you still hang out with me?
If I didn't have Boardwalk every time
Would you still be so nice to me?
If I couldn't pay for St. James Place
And all those other interest rates
Would you be so into me?
If I didn't play monopoly