Song Parodies -> Dirty Mop

Original Song Title:

"Pop"

Original Performer:

N*Sync

  
Parody Song Title:

"Dirty Mop"

Parody Written by:

Jason A. Stevens

It's sung from the point of view of a janitor. Hope you enjoy!
Dirty Mop... yo ... Help me..
Sick and tired of moppin up all these dirty floors
What's the deal with these people
and throwin things out of doors?
The thing they got to realize is
they're not making a friend
We got to clean their messes up
Wait till we get revenge
Come on now...

It doesn't matter
If it's paper wads
Or apple cores my friend
All that matters
Is that you recognize
That it's just about respect
It doesn't matter
'Bout my past
and what I'm doin here
All that matters
Is that you're nice
cause we clean it for you every time

Do you ever wonder why (why)
You never hear us cry
It's cause we live a lie
Watch out when
Our bodies start to rock
and we attack the jocks
cause your fear is all you got
This must be...mop

Dirty mop, dirrrrty, dirrrrty mop
We can't stop
I know you fear this dirty mop
This must be

Now, why you wanna try to classify the type of thing we do
'Cause we're just gonna do what we like
Can we say the same for you?
Tired of feeling all around me animosity
Just worry 'bout yours cause I'ma get mine
Now people can't you see

It doesn't matter
If it's paper wads
Or apple cores my friend
All that matters
Is that you recognize
That it's just about respect
It doesn't matter
'Bout my past
and what I'm doin here
All that matters
Is that you're nice
cause we clean it for you every time

Do you ever wonder why (why)
You never hear us cry
It's cause we live a lie
Watch out when
Our bodies start to rock
and we attack the jocks
cause your fear is all you got
This must be (Oooo Oooo Oooo) mop

(spoken) Man, I'm tired of cleanin

Dirty dirty dirty mop
Dirty mop
Do you ever wonder....

Do you ever wonder why (why)
You never hear us cry
It's cause we live a lie
Watch out when
Our bodies start to rock
and we attack the jocks
cause your fear is all you got
This must be

Do you ever wonder why (why)
You never hear us cry
It's cause we live a lie
Watch out when
Our bodies start to rock
and we attack the jocks
cause your fear is all you got
This must be

MOP..
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