Slurpee Cup!
Yo! Slurpee
I'm sick and tired of gas stations and all their crazy drinks
I'll take all their beverages and pour 'em down the sink
They have got to be more like my 7-11
When I walk into that place I've stepped into heaven
Come on now

It doesn't matter if they take away your tiny tester cup
All that matters is that you know how to fill your slurpee up
It doesn't matter about how far you drive or what time of day you go
All that matters is that you bring friends and let everybody know

Slurpees are the greatest thing
Oh what joy they bring
They make me want to sing
"I love Slurpees!"
Cuz they are the king
Onto my cup I cling
I feel so amazing

I need to....need to slurp...I have a need to slurp
After I slurp I always burp...I need to

Now why ya wanna drink those wanna-be's, Mister Misty and ICee?
They will never be half as good as the one and only Slurpee
Tired of hearing all around me, "What drink should I get?"
Just worry 'bout yours 'cuz I'm a get my
Delicious Code Red

It doesn't matter if they take away your big Britney Spears cup
All that matters is that you use two straws to slurp your Code Red up
It doesn't matter about all those folks who really just don't know
All that matters is that you pull the lever and let your slurpee flow
Come on

Slurpees are the greatest thing
Oh what joy they bring
They make me want to sing
"I love Slurpees!"
Cuz they are the king
Onto my cup I cling
I feel so amazing

Man I'm tired of slurpin'
Oh!
Slurpees are the greatest thing
Oh what joy they bring
They make me want to sing
"I love Slurpees!"
Cuz they are the king
Onto my cup I cling
I feel so amazing