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Song Parodies -> "Dirty Bomb"

Original Song Title:

"Pop"

Original Performer:

N*SYNC

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty Bomb"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Russia is now accusing Ukraine of preparing to use a “dirty bomb”. Yeah, because the Russian media are widely known for their accuracy…not!
Dirty bomb
Yo, V.P…*

Sick and tired of hearing all those Russians talk about
How the Western world’s dying and when is it gonna fade out
The thing you’ve got to realize, is that freedom’s not a trend
We’ve got the gift of democracy, we’re gonna keep it till the end, c’mon now

It doesn’t matter
‘Bout the tanks you drive or the “Z” upon your wall
All that matters
Is that you recognize that Ukraine ain’t gonna fall
It doesn’t matter
‘Bout the sham you staged, the annexation vote
All that matters
Is that we’ll kick you out, and you’ll never get a chance to gloat
C’mon now

Do you ever wonder why
The Kremlin always lies
Can’t fool us, but they try
And the accusations never stop
Propaganda shop
So debunk with all we’ve got (‘cause there is)
No dirty…bomb!

Dirty bomb
It’s as fake as they come
What do they lie about dirty bombs
(There are no…)

Now, why you wanna try to tell a lie about the things we do
‘Cause we believe in human rights
We can’t say the same for you
Tired of seeing on RT the animosity
Just worry about yours, our country is ours
Now Putin, can’t you see?

It doesn’t matter
‘Bout the tanks you drive or the flag you wave around
All that matters
Is that you recognize that Ukraine ain’t backing down
It doesn’t matter
‘Bout the sham you staged, the annexation vote
All that matters
Is that we’ll take it back, and you’ll never get a chance to gloat
C’mon now

Do you ever wonder why
The Kremlin always lies
Can’t fool us, but they try
And the accusations never stop
Propaganda shop
So debunk with all we’ve got (‘cause there is)
No dirty…bomb!

Ooh, man I’m sick of their lies ‘bout
Dirty, dirty, dirty bombs
Dirty bomb
Do you ever wonder, wonder, wonder

Do you ever wonder why
The Kremlin always lies
Can’t fool us, but they try
And the accusations never stop
It’s all agitprop
So debunk with all we’ve got (‘cause there is)
No dirty…bomb!
(repeat chorus until end)
*V.P. here means Vladimir Putin, not the US Vice President.

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