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Song Parodies -> "Ode To Prince Theon Greyjoy"
Original Song Title:
"No Strings Attached"
Original Performer:
N*Sync
Parody Song Title:
"Ode To Prince Theon Greyjoy"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Game Of Thrones spoilers.
Greyjoy is an unlucky one
Oh oh oh yeah
Hey yeah
Look what has happened, undue
Makes one to cry in a tissue
Just one seed of the stories going on
Every Sunday night throughout the Game Of Thrones
Oh golly gee
What has this poor boy earned?
Dude, Theon Greyjoy so spurned
Oh golly gee
It’s the kind of life
The kind that Marquis de Sade would dream of
Ramsay was such a nasty one
Imprisoned and spayed him, what a scum
On this show each episode is such a blast
But I barely made it throught this part
His thing’s detached!
He got the nastiest amputation
He’ could join those guards Unsullied (they all cannot breed)
He’s always been pushed around
Self-esteem has been ground
He has since been renamed Reek
Take it from me
If your royal luck has burned
Run away fast I’ve learned
Take it from me
That medieval pain is tough
I wouldn’t want my private joy lopped off, yeah
I’m sure I’m not the only one (surely, no transgendered one!)
It makes me feel afraid to watch that show (to watch that show)
I saw that Red Wedding that had passed (lost half the cast!)
But I near lost it, at that part (bless my heart)
His thing’s detached!
Eventually
He got Sansa Stark rescued
Redeemed himself, poor dude
And finally,
It was a great final blow
Was given to Ramsay by Jon Snow!
But he don’t know which bathroom to pee
Valar morghulis, can’t you see
This land of sex and death and greed
Is an HBO dynasty
I’m sure I’m not the only one (yeah, don’t think it would be fun)
Who would be afraid of feudal love (where bros and sis’s get laid)
Who’dve thought this prince could last (his groin with scarring)
So can you take it (bless my heart)?
His thing’s detached!
Oh oh oh yeah
Hey yeah
Look what has happened, undue
Makes one to cry in a tissue
Just one seed of the stories going on
Every Sunday night throughout the Game Of Thrones
Oh golly gee
What has this poor boy earned?
Dude, Theon Greyjoy so spurned
Oh golly gee
It’s the kind of life
The kind that Marquis de Sade would dream of
Ramsay was such a nasty one
Imprisoned and spayed him, what a scum
On this show each episode is such a blast
But I barely made it throught this part
His thing’s detached!
He got the nastiest amputation
He’ could join those guards Unsullied (they all cannot breed)
He’s always been pushed around
Self-esteem has been ground
He has since been renamed Reek
Take it from me
If your royal luck has burned
Run away fast I’ve learned
Take it from me
That medieval pain is tough
I wouldn’t want my private joy lopped off, yeah
I’m sure I’m not the only one (surely, no transgendered one!)
It makes me feel afraid to watch that show (to watch that show)
I saw that Red Wedding that had passed (lost half the cast!)
But I near lost it, at that part (bless my heart)
His thing’s detached!
Eventually
He got Sansa Stark rescued
Redeemed himself, poor dude
And finally,
It was a great final blow
Was given to Ramsay by Jon Snow!
But he don’t know which bathroom to pee
Valar morghulis, can’t you see
This land of sex and death and greed
Is an HBO dynasty
I’m sure I’m not the only one (yeah, don’t think it would be fun)
Who would be afraid of feudal love (where bros and sis’s get laid)
Who’dve thought this prince could last (his groin with scarring)
So can you take it (bless my heart)?
His thing’s detached!
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee.
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Never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones... ever... BUT I thought that your title sub was on point and it was a great idea so while I didn’t understand the names or scenarios of this parody I’m sure that fans like Claude Prez are gonna love it.
Listen to Matthias, he knows what he's talkin' bout -- big Thronie here (is that like a Brony? God I hope not) so I got all the references and YES great title sub and good job not spoiling it with your title too. Think my fave line was about the bathroom but great stuff overall.
There would be a sitting on the throne-joke voting 5s in this comment if only I could think of one.
Been there, done that. Oh, watched the show, I mean, not the Reek thing.. That would suck. Poor bastard, he got a raw deal (so to speak). Understood all of the GOT references, and chuckled at "But he don’t know which bathroom to pee". Good stuff Agri.
I too follow GOT, mostly because my last name is Stark, and I just happen to have a bastard child with the last name of Snow (Joe Snow) not to mention a certifiably psychopathic homicidal maniac of a daughter (Tarya Ballsov Stark) ..... But I must tell you, Ag, I wont be able to fully appreciate your parody because that would require my listening to a 'N Sync song, which I'm not prepared to do at this stage of my life
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