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Song Parodies -> "Pi Pi Pi"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Bye"

Original Performer:

'N Sync

Parody Song Title:

"Pi Pi Pi"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Math humor... So cerebral...
Intro: Math time
Pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
(pi, pi, pi)
Oh, oh, no

Verse 1: I've got math class today
I know I better not be late
Or math will be my date
Dang man it's so hard
There's one thing that can aid
Has no last dec'mal place
Greek symbol if it's face
A blessed number!

Hook: I don't know what to use it for
That ain't no lie
I know that it's 3.14
That is pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)

Chorus: Can't find arch or circumference
Mainly cuz I do not know the difference
This makes me sick
But to find these guys
You need pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
Don't really see it making sense
Having trouble with math sends me on tangents
It may seem basic
But this math won't fly
Without pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
Oh, oh, no

Verse 2: She hit me with a graph
Just gave an evil grin and laughed
It cut my grade by half
Don't see her angle
Think I failed calculus
I maybe got an F minus
Plus what's with all these letters?
Math strangled

Hook: Why can't math just be much more clear?
It makes me cry
To find the volume of a sphere
You need pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)

Chorus: You wanna graph hyperboles?
Gotta use the digit that's made by the Greeks
It's not berry
It's not the fruit kind
But it's pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
Don't really wanna find the slope
But the fact that I can't turns me to a dope
I maybe lazy
But I swear I'll try
To learn pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)

Bridge: I give up on the area
Cuz I tried so hard to get it caused hysteria
(pi, pi, pi)
I give up on the radius
I don't even understand what the class had discussed
I doubt that she'll let me pass
Guess I'm calcu-last
Cuz I did not see the sines
Pi, pi, pi!
I don't get these equations (equations!)
Guess that I'm so done
So that Euclid can go die!

Chorus: Don't wanna square a trapezoid
Thats the type of subject matter I avoid
(I don't wanna be a fool)
But I don't get by
Without pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
I'm gonna move to Korea
Or the land of math called Pythagorea
It might be crazy
But Pythagorites
Can use pi, pi, pi
July 11, 2011. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Meriadoc - July 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't worry, Pythaghorrea can still be cured by antibiotics. You'll be alright.
Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2012 - Report this comment
I had to resist the temptation to rate this 3 for pacing, 1 for funny and 4 overall.
Matthias - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I loved all these math puns in here. Doesn't look you have Pi on your face when you wrote this one!
Porfle Popnecker - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
It's time for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is pi.
Max Power - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
The graph went up and got pi'd. Math can be cold, calculating, and evil.
Abbott Skelding - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work! Love the title switch and there were a lot of good rhymes in there too. Great job!
bobpiecheese - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A couple of odd lines here and there ("math strangled", "math will be my date" and "Greek symbol if it's face" in particular) but otherwise this was a solid parody with strong writing and on-the-nail pacing. Also, pi is an inherently funny word. 555!
Arwen - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment's not berry...hahaha! I hate, I REALLY hate math...but I thought this parody was fun!
Matthias - February 16, 2013 - Report this comment
See above! Delicious parody about Pi
Rex - February 17, 2013 - Report this comment
You should update and re-post this every March 14th. Or would that be irrational? The geek in me salutes you.
Agrimorfee - February 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Agreeing with bobpiecheese to the nth place.
Max Power - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Easy as a pi (though math isn't once you hit high school, trust me).
bobpiecheese - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Jeff Reuben - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
There are a few math songs on the site, I'm glad to see you take a piece of the pie. Great OS to go with PI, I really enjoyed this one.
Glen S - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Lots of great lines in here Blayde. Glad I have SOTY so I don't miss out on any of this goodness. Loved the punny goodness of that tasty pi
Arwen - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
SOTY...I think I liked this one even more this second time around...I have some Math Instructors here at work that I ought to share this with! :)

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