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Song Parodies -> "That's Why Girls Suck"
Original Song Title:
"That's What Girls Do"
(MP3)Original Performer:
No Secrets
Parody Song Title:
"That's Why Girls Suck"
Parody Written by:
Alex Whitington
The Lyrics
Hmmn, this could get me into trouble. Well, I'd just like to say that this song does not target girls in general. Merely the sort of people that the original song seems to be about.
You ask me why
I want to rip out all my hair (yeah)
You ask me why
I am slowly dying (Like you care)
You seem to ask me why I'm on my forty seventh drink
I'm having woman troubles. So just keep out of it, you
I'm sure you understand
I'm sure you've been through it too
CHORUS
Because that's what girls do
Keep you their slave the whole day through
They'll rip out your heart, and they'll eat it too
That's what girls do
You ask me why
I've a huge knife in my hand (yeah)
You ask me why
I'm off to kill the nearest girl band (yeah)
You want some kind of explanation I can give
It's just a chick thing... that your messin' with
My ego is black and blue
I'm going to go kill myself now or something like that or
something......
That's what girls do
I cannot win this, whatever I do
That's what girls do
Their weapon is the thing that they're immune to
BRIDGE
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can say what they like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't win this fight
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had enough of these
fem
fatale, it's us against them
I have a girlfriend
How the hell did I end up in this again
I have a girlfriend
I guess my hormones win again
I want to rip out all my hair (yeah)
You ask me why
I am slowly dying (Like you care)
You seem to ask me why I'm on my forty seventh drink
I'm having woman troubles. So just keep out of it, you
I'm sure you understand
I'm sure you've been through it too
CHORUS
Because that's what girls do
Keep you their slave the whole day through
They'll rip out your heart, and they'll eat it too
That's what girls do
You ask me why
I've a huge knife in my hand (yeah)
You ask me why
I'm off to kill the nearest girl band (yeah)
You want some kind of explanation I can give
It's just a chick thing... that your messin' with
My ego is black and blue
I'm going to go kill myself now or something like that or
something......
That's what girls do
I cannot win this, whatever I do
That's what girls do
Their weapon is the thing that they're immune to
BRIDGE
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can say what they like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't win this fight
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had enough of these
fem
fatale, it's us against them
I have a girlfriend
How the hell did I end up in this again
I have a girlfriend
I guess my hormones win again
Well, I hope you enjoyed this heinous crap. If you did, why not visit my DeviantART account which has NOTHING to do with any of this
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