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Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Why (He Didn't Call)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Why"

Original Performer:

Norah Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Why (He Didn't Call)"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Ladies, do you ever wonder why a guy doesn't call you after a positively awesome date? Guys, what compels you to call (or not call) a lady after a date? Guys, ladies, this parody is for you.
I followed the ol’ three-day rule
I don’t know why he didn’t call
I spent those days out with girlfriends
I don’t know why he didn’t call
I don’t know why he didn’t call

He took me out to dinner
And I even offered to pay
We stayed afterwards for dessert
And had good conversation

I constantly checked my
Voicemail in case my phone
Didn’t ring

It is now a week later
And still he has never called
My girlfriends say forget him
I can’t stop thinking of him

Should I have put my plans
On hold so I’d be free
If he called

Something had to make him flee
I don’t know why he didn’t call
Could his fingers have been broken?
I don’t know why he didn’t call
I don’t know why he didn’t call
I don’t know why he didn’t call

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Rob Arndt - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
... b/c guys are jerks ;-) 555!
Rebekah Dub - January 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Very true. I've met my fair share of them over the years.

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