Song Parodies -> "Donut Guy (With Wooden Arm)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Why"

Original Performer:

"Donut Guy (With Wooden Arm)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This one's pretty self explanatory....

Thisvendor causes me alarm
A donut guy with wooden arm
I wonder how he came to harm
Uhdid he lose it on a farm?
That donut guy with wooden arm

Doesn't have that much control
He went and dropped my jelly roll
I know he does the best he can
Termites chewing through his hand

Have you seen better days?
One cruller, one plain glazed
And coffee

You gaze at the summer sky
With your artificial eye
One limb down; your life's been tough
Did a bear claw rip it off?

You've lost your self-esteem
No jobs at Krispy Kreme
I'm sorry

Still, you're full of wit and charm
Sweet donut guy with wooden arm
Though you no longer play the drums
It'sclear to see you ain't no bum
You'vemaple syrup, maple thumb
Deardonut guy with wooden arm

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Matthias - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

And you said my Oompa Loompa parody was out of this world... Pssh! This is in another solar system!

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I had a girlfriend who liked to make donuts, and I liked to help out, I made the holes...

alvin rhodes - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

there's a weird concept...i like it

Rick C - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

The second verse was funny as hell! 555

AFW - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

I just donut think I can leave here, without giving you fives...Cleverly twisted with a genial glaze

Kristof Robertson - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Cheers Matthias, Peter, Al, Rick and the puntastic Mr Farcewon. If anyone wants to direct the video....

MasonR - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment

All in favor of giving this 5's, raise your...oh never mind! LOL!

Red Ant - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Nice work here Kristof, and I agree with Rick C, the second verse was the best. 555

You *might* like this parody better than the one I submitted today (shameless plug):

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/georgemichael5.shtml

And, feel free to vote/comment it how you feel; after all, honest critique is fine wirh me. ;-)

The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment

HAHAHA! Good stuff, all 5's for this HAHAHA I'm still on the floor

Stuart McArthur - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

"maple syrup maple thumb!" what a good get! - anyway as long as he's full of wit and charm, I don't care what my donut guy's limbs are made of - I'm quite egalitarian that way - 555

DD - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment

I don't understand every voter (before me) giving this all 5s and not one commented on the bear claw line, which has to be the best line of this parody. But 544 from me.

Ravyn Rant - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Thank you for providing acceptable lyrics to an OS I loathe. 555

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