The Horse and Cart Song (JCB)

We’re sitting on this horse and cart
My dads asleep, I hit a bump, he wakes up with a fart
And were taking a load of pigs down to the slaughter,
then I’m going off to see old farmer Giles daughter
And me Dad slaps me round the back of me head
you’ll never get a looker like Daisy into bed,
But I tell him I got a secret weapon here in my pocket,
And If she touches the blue paper, we’ll go off like a rocket

And were bouncing up the farm track ooh arrgh
The horse all shiny in her new tack, ooh arrgh
Of to find young Daisy’s love shack, ooh argh
Me and Daisy in a haystack me and Daisy in a haystack, oogh arragh

Now the pigs are gone and so am I,
I was really sad to see them go, I waved the all goodbye
Now I’ve dropped my Old da off outside the local pub,
For his sixteen pints of larger and his tax free ready rub
and I go clip clopping up to Farmers Giles door
But there’s a great long line of blokes, I’ve seen a few before
And Daisy’s mum takes me bread; gives me a golden ticket,
Looks my horse and cart up and down and tells me where to stick it


I was bouncing up the farm track ooh arrgh
The horse all shiny in her new tack, ooh arrgh,
Standing outside Daisy’s love shack, ooh argh,
Me and Daisy in a haystack me and Daisy in a haystack, oogh arragh

I was bouncing up the farm track ooh arrgh
The horse all shiny in her new tack, ooh arrgh,
Standing outside Daisy’s love shack, ooh argh,
Me and Daisy in a haystack me and Daisy in a haystack

Got a golden ticket number twenty two, standing outside in a bleeding queue
Got a golden ticket number twenty two, standing outside in a bleeding queue
Got a golden ticket number twenty two, standing outside in a bleeding queue
Got a golden ticket number twenty two, standing outside in a bleeding queue

I was bouncing up the farm track ooh arrgh
The horse all shiny in her new tack, ooh arrgh,
Standing outside Daisy’s love shack, ooh argh,
Me and Daisy in a haystack me and Daisy in a haystack, oogh arragh

Got a golden ticket number twenty two, standing outside in a bleeding queue
Got a golden ticket number twenty two, standing outside in a bleeding queue
Got a golden ticket number twenty two, standing outside in a bleeding queue
Got a golden ticket number twenty two, standing outside in a bleeding queue